This Not That: Athletic Greens

It feels fitting to kick off this de-influence series with a review of Athletic Greens, which might just be THE MOST sponsored product of all time. And after trying it, I understand why—no one would willingly choke this down without a paycheck. 😅

While I still believe in getting as many fresh veggies as possible, I can’t deny that liquid greens are super convenient. If you’re going the powder greens route, consider dōTERRA Greens. Even though I’m not a fan of MLMs, these greens are surprisingly tasty. Not amazing, but the citrus tangy flavor helps 🍊 Plus, you can order them online without having to contact that one friend who’s always “girlbossing” on Facebook.

But be warned: no brand of greens will keep the sick puppy farts away so prepare your partners before ordering.